If you thought we were cool before, wait til you find out that we have BAND PICNICS on the roof of our practice space! That's right. Nothing revs us up for hard-rockin' like a fine bottle of French Rosé.
Married Amish men are required to let their beards grow. Mustaches are forbidden. The Amish are averse to any technology, except a couple Nintendo products, including the Gameboy Advance. Amish women typically wear solid-color dresses with long sleeves and a full skirt. Clothing is fastened with straight pins or snaps, stockings are black cotton and shoes are also black. Amish women are not permitted to wear patterned clothing or jewelry.
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Really? I had no idea the Amish were allowed to drink alcohol.
Cool pics though, I blew em up for the desktop wallpaper.
Audrey, tell us more about yourself. You are the bastion of reason.
Married Amish men are required to let their beards grow. Mustaches are forbidden. The Amish are averse to any technology, except a couple Nintendo products, including the Gameboy Advance. Amish women typically wear solid-color dresses with long sleeves and a full skirt. Clothing is fastened with straight pins or snaps, stockings are black cotton and shoes are also black. Amish women are not permitted to wear patterned clothing or jewelry.
dang, that picture is perfect. swoon.
xo
a.g. - do the Amish promote fooling around with minors? (providing that it's concentual, within the sect, and that no Dateline cameras are around)
Josh B. - you're too kind.. you don't think I should shave?
Yes, you should shave that beard! It's out of control dude!
cori!! you know how i feel about facial hair!! it's totes adorable! SAVE IT DONT SHAVE IT!!!
xoxo
Cori, It's just my opinion, but I think you're cuter without the beard. Although, if you like it you should keep it.
What if you go anti-Amish, and just have the upper lip thing like a modern day Dashiell Hammett!
I think you should keep the beard, shave the head, and carry a double-bladed axe everywhere you go.
Could the axe have a decorative design? Maybe the axe handle could be wrapped in heavy, double-wound leather lanyards with gold finish fittings?
You lot used to make fun of us when we'd drink pink wine...
yeah but Pink is the new black...
Dear Anonymous,
You know what's lame? Using the term fiance' for a girl who wants absolutely nothing to do with you. Now that's lame!
I was thinking this axe would be good:
http://www.cbswords.com/product_info.php/products_id/258?osCsid=459e87db
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