"...Perfect Teeth suffers from an energy shortage severe enough to make liquid No-Doz an ideal mouthwash. The album has its charming moments (like the gooey "Make Out Club"), but the pervasive sense of gentility keeps any of the songs from getting under the skin. Perfect for tea parties, but that's about it."
Jeff suggests Wolfman Vampire Teeth!
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Can you guys read? The teeth point UP for Wolfman, DOWN for vampires. Sheesh.
I tried these and they look stupid glued to the outside of your lip like that.
"...Perfect Teeth suffers from an energy shortage severe enough to make liquid No-Doz an ideal mouthwash. The album has its charming moments (like the gooey "Make Out Club"), but the pervasive sense of gentility keeps any of the songs from getting under the skin. Perfect for tea parties, but that's about it."
Trouser Press must have assigned one of its shittier writers to do the Unrest profile. It reminds me of quote, I think attributed to Richard Pryor.
'I never met anyone who says that when they were younger they wanted to grow up and be a critic.'
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