Investigation: France
Over the years Tullycraft has received a large number of letters and emails from all over the world, but for some reason we have received very few from France. It can't be that the French don't like indie pop. They've given us Stephen's Library, Fugu, Tahiti 80, and My Diet Pill... all wonderful indie pop bands. What can it possibly be? The question: "Why don't the French like Tullycraft?" has bothered us for far too long, so finally we intend to investigate. We are sending Tullycraft guitarist, Corianton Hale to France for one month to see if he can find any Tullycraft fans in that country. He will periodically be reporting his findings back to this blog. I must say, we are more than a little curious to see what he discovers.Today's MP3 is: Frenchy, I'm Faking by ARCHITECTURE IN HELSINKI from their album, In Case We Die.
posted by Sean at 8:47 AM
21 Comments:
is this real?
Listen here "katy", are you real?
Prove it!
Aha! Now who's on the ropes? The doubting ropes of doubt!!! You will only believe when you see and feel the holes left by the nails in his feet and hands.
Viva La Cori!!!
Katy,
I'm pretty sure it's a joke.
Not you too, Aaron?!
I will give you the words to say but you have to say them for it to work:
"Devil, get thee behind me!"
Now, with feeling...
excuse moi... stereo total are from berlin... n'est pas?
I can assure you all that this is totally real. Cori has already left (and may be in France right now for all we know). His mission is to see if he can find any Tullycraft fans in France. This is no joke.
Maybe you've just been looking for them in the wrong place. Judging from the pictures I've seen, unless they're hiding face down in a pool of beer, Cori won't find them either.
It's not that the French do not like Tullycraft, they just do not like anything. Including tall blonde guitarist who wine all the time.
johnemofunk, why all the whine hate towards Mr. Munford? Can you give an example of his whining. Because I haven't heard him whine once here on this blog but I have multiple examples of you whining about his whining....?
c'est totes vrai!
i think mr johnemofunk might be jealous of chris tullycraft!
JEALOUS?
JEALOUS?
Of Chris Munford?
If anyone should be jealous it is chris toward me!
That guy is a huge baby has anyone ever talked to him?
Then you will see.
I have never spoken with Chris but I have seen him play and he doesn't strike me as a baby. Why would you make up such lies about him? He seems very nice to me.
Well, I've never met him, so you have me there. Can you be a little more specific as to why you perceive him as so whiney? He seems like a nice enough fellow on stage, always with a smile and eye contact for the fans. He'll even meet eyes with a schlub like me standing in the back of the room bobbing my head along to the opening rif of "Twee" as I hope, nee, wish(!) that someday Chris Munford will come up to me at the bar after he has come off stage with his sweaty sideburns glistening in the neon light of the "Fat Tire" sign hanging above the taps and whisper in my ear, "So, how's about we get outta here and you can tell me the story of your life?" At which point I would look him in the eye and say..."Not tonight you whiney little bitch!" Then I would scan the room and try to find someone that looks like they would call themself 'johnemofunk' and thank them for warning me of this unattractive tendencie. Whiney little beeyotch Chris! Move your stupid VAN!!!
"His sweaty sideburns glistening in the neon light?" Really?
munford's got dalmatian camo, furry tanktops and shoes from the future!! HTF CAN YOU COMPETE WITH THAT???
xo
the sparkle in his eye is quite nice too!
Anyone who can write such catchy guitar parts must be pretty awesome
Do you like Tom Cruise?
We're not partial to Tullycraft in Connecticut. Will you visit us also?
Chris doesn't write any guitar parts, they're all Harold's.
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