Investigation: Nice

Phase THREE of my quest to discover the answer to the strange and complex question, "Why don't the French like Tullycraft?" brings me to the sunny Côte d'Azur, in Europe's favorite Mediterranean city; Nice. I walked up and down the Promenade. I climbed up to the ancient Roman ruins on La Colline du Château. I searched throughout the old town. No signs of Tullycraft love. No on responded to my T-shirt that said "Cracher si vous aimez Tullycraft!" At this cafe near the beach I sat for an espresso and watched two Italian babes leaning into a tinted SUV window. The bar owner asked if I'd like another coffee. I said, "No, merci. Pourquoi ne faire pas le français comme Tullycraft?" She replied, "C'est le musique des infants." Hmmmm...